it was the app’s fault

if you have an Iphone ( and maybe other phones) and want to send a text, and use the word suggest feature, and you type “terr”, 2 suggestions immediately appear, right next to each other “terrific”  or “terrible”.

What did you mean ?  My $5000 Vera Wang dress is terrible?

Honey, it was the app!

likely excuse, the wedding’s off.

So you thought that IPO was the most terrific deal you ever did?

no boss, it was the app

Yeah sure,  You’re fired.