Westminster II

Norm’s new advice column item one:

When you have a dinner party and someone is kind enough to bring wine, if you don’t open it, label it right away with the name of the kind guest.   That prevents you from embarrassing yourself by giving him/her that same bottle back when he/she invites you to dinner…….unless, of course, you’re sure he/she won’t remember.

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How about Westminster II – a dog show for mutts.  Criteria:

1.  The frequency, speed, and arc of the winner’s tail – as measured by a wagometer
2. The height and speed of the winner’s jump when the judge approaches.
3. The subjective judgment of the panel concerning the winner’s appetite for play with other dogs.
4. The judge must want to take the winner home.